There are two farmers in a small village.They have been togeather since childhood.They say they
are very close friends.They are both married but only one of them has children.The other one is suffer

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the sheep, the French farm hand took the parts and was about to throw them

The tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at the farmhouse to ask if he could be put up for the night. 'Well, we're a mite crowded, siknce there's already someone in the spare room,' rep

This guy was visitng the country one day and saw a for sale sign in front of a farm. The guy goes up to the farm and asks the farmer to show him around the farm.
The farmer starts with the house

When a farmer dies, why is he only buried six inches deep?
So he can still get a hand out.

Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service

300 cows and all it wants to do is eat.

Vet: Give it one of these little pills in its feed and stand

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.

"That's too much,"

There was a men who is lost in a forest during a storm. He came to a house and knocked on the door.
A farmer came out and asked, "what the hell do you want?"

The man asked, "Could I spe

A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name.
"Well," said the would-be-cattleman. "I wanted to call it th

Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl.
The first man said, "I think it's WOOMB."

The second replied, "No, it must be WOOOOMBH."