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Dilbert Reviews Star Wars: Episode I

Submitted by NiMan on Thu, the 22nd of May, 2003, 7:12 am

Hello, readers, of course, it is I, Dilbert. The one and only. And I have
a review of a movie for you, which technically isn't a movie to me, since
I found 6, 6 5 technical errors, and the maximum to qualify as a movie is
6, 6 4.

All right, let's talk about this " movie.

It was called SWEP 1 TPM. I am now speaking in the Engineer code.

The movie wasn't GAA. I found many TEs. I could easily tell that the SEs
were F. How can anyone like this movie? The plot was OK, but the plot
doesn't matter in a movie. It's all about the LATC....

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chemistry

Submitted by antz on Wed, the 4th of October, 2000, 9:43 pm

What is the difference between a chemical engineer and a chemist?

about $ 2 0, 0 0 per year

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Swing set .v.s. Man

Submitted by sea chelle on Wed, the 11th of August, 2004, 9:59 am

What does a swing set and a man have in common?

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The Chinese Tourist

Submitted by Nicola on Sat, the 26th of October, 2002, 6:46 pm

Once there was a chinese guy that never knew english and went
to visited New York, and saw the statue of liberty,
so then he asked the person beside him " who built this
thing? ( in chinese ) and the person said " what do you mean?
" oh, whach yu min , that means he must be chinese " ( in
chinese ). So then he went on and saw the bridge. Then he
asked a lady " who...

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fire in the building

Submitted by Jared A Bassette on Sun, the 4th of November, 2001, 3:06 pm

there was a fire in a shoe factory... one hundred soles were lost

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top 10 signs you are a chem engineer:

Submitted by Cynthia G Simpson on Wed, the 29th of June, 2005, 5:16 am

1 0. You attempt to explain entropy to strangers at the table
during a casual dinner conversation

9. You explain surface tension to your child when he asks why
you add oil while boiling spagetti

8. You explain your position as being a ' oasis of knowledge in a
vast desert of ignorance'

7. When people around you yawn, you think it's because they
didn't get enough sleep

6. You have a favorite pump manufacturer...

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In The Beginning...

Submitted by Lotto on Wed, the 3rd of September, 2003, 6:47 pm

A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer were arguing over whose
profession was the oldest.

The doctor said, " Well, in the beginning, God created Eve out of
Adam and that was a surgical procedure....

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Engineers & Autor Repair

Submitted by michael on Fri, the 16th of February, 2001, 3:28 pm

Three engineers were driving along the highway when their car unexpectedly
stalled. After pulling over, the Electrical engineer said he thought there
was a problem with alternator and that a tow truck should be requested.
The Mechanical engineer said he thought the problem was with the...

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10 fun things to do in an elevator

Submitted by swarm on Tue, the 13th of March, 2001, 10:19 pm

1. Make explosion noises when someone presses a button.
2. Stare at your thumb for awhile and finally say " I think its
getting larger.
3. Snap open your purse or briefcase and say " Got enough air in
there?
4. Demand the doors stay open intill you here the penny you
dropped down the shaft go " pink ".
5. Make racecar noises while...

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Nuclear Engineer's Cookie Recipe

Submitted by Amir Crnolic on Sun, the 25th of July, 2004, 3:37 am

Nuclear Engineer's Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe:

Ingredients:

1 ) 5 3 2. 5 cm 3 gluten
2 ) 4. cm 3 NaHCO 3
3 ) 4. cm 3 refined halite
4 ) 2 3 6. cm 3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
5 ) 1 7 7. 5 cm 3 crystalline C 1 2 H 2 2 O 1 1
6 ) 1 7 7. 5 cm 3 unrefined C 1 2 H 2 2 O 1 1
7 ) 4. cm 3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
8 ) Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated
protein
9 ) 4 7 3. cm 3 theobroma cacao
1 0 ) 2 3 6. cm 3 de-encapsulated legume meats ( sieve size # 1 0 )

To a 2 - L jacketed round reactor vessel ( reactor # 1 ) with an
overall heat transfer coefficient of about 1 0 0 Btu / F-ft 2 - hr, add
ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation. In a
second 2 - L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating
at 1 0 0 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six...

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