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Ebonics Translator

Submitted by mark m miller on Fri, the 27th of April, 2001, 11:20 pm

Ebonics Phrase English Meaning
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Let's get Jiggy with it. Shall we go Party?
Let's roll to my crib. Shall we go to my house?
Where my Dawgs At? Hello my friends
What the dilly yo? What is going on?
I'm packing heat. I have a gun at the current time
I smoke mad weed. I have used a large amount of marijuana
That was off the hook! That was quite amazing!
That joint was hot! That song was very nice
Phat, your Phat! You are...

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Quiz for Weeding Out Induhviduals

Submitted by glenno on Sun, the 24th of February, 2002, 5:47 am

There is much concern that Induhviduals are trying to pass themselves off
as DNRC members. If you are in doubt about a particular person's
Induhviduality, simply administer this IQ quiz ( Induhviduality Quotient ):

1. What is the capital letter in Russia?

2. If 2 + 2 is 4 and 2 x 2 is also 4, what's the big deal about
multiplication anyway?

3. Titanium is:

A. A big boat that sank
B. A vulgar latin term
C. A long-haired performer who plays the ukelele

4. When you close the refrigerator door, what happens to the light inside?
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My Little Leprechaun

Submitted by Mindy L Haag on Thu, the 27th of September, 2001, 8:28 am

Johnny who didn't like use the school's bathroom so he went
behind the school in the bushes. One day a couple of his friends
were coming near him so Johnny quickly wiped his butt with his
hands. His friends asked, " What's in your hand Johnny? " My
little leprechaun. " No, seriously what's in your hand Johnny?
" My little leprechaun. Then his friends got mad and said, " If
you don't tell us what's in your hand then we'll tell the
teacher. He replied, " My little leprechaun. So he was sent to
his teacher

His teacher asked him the same question, " What's in your...

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the 90's

Submitted by Kiks on Wed, the 7th of August, 2002, 11:17 am

i have a cool poem but i dont want to share it with you so
HHHHAAAAAAA

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A Blonde In School

Submitted by Joe E Pattenaude on Thu, the 30th of January, 2003, 3:31 pm

once there was a blonde at school and she was in math class and
the teacher asked her a question bridgette what is 2 + 2. She just
sat there for a while. um she said i think it is 7. all the kids
looked at her. the teacher said no that is wrong. um she said 2.
once again the kids looked at her. no the teacher said....

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my life

Submitted by pager on Sun, the 4th of May, 2003, 2:08 pm

there was a girl that had everything in her life go wrong. Her
hair was red, her cheeks were freckly, and she was ugly. She
always tripped, she always fell over cordless phones, and she
had no friends. They thought she was a jynx. Everybody made fun
of her....

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I donno

Submitted by rebecca l mccord on Wed, the 11th of September, 2002, 4:04 pm

One day a little girl walked into the bathroom, she went to the
4 th stall. In this 4 th stall she saw things about her with her
name on it. Than she saw the dummy who wrote it. The next day when...

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dyslexic

Submitted by eric on Sun, the 18th of March, 2001, 6:34 am

a dyslexic man walked into a bra

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10 Things not to do while on a Train

Submitted by Kristof P Grina on Wed, the 12th of January, 2005, 2:12 am

( 1 ) Make heaps of noise
( 2 ) Don't annoy the other passengers
( 3 ) Jump around like a monkey
( 4 ) Chew your gum loudly
( 5 ) Whatever you do don't stare at another person even if you
think its your favourite movie star, because if they yell at you,
you surely will not like that person anymore
( 6 ) Don't tap your feet or you will be tapped on the back by some
big dude to tell you to shut the hell up
( 7 ) pop a bag really loudly
( 8 ) Don't let your watch...

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benladin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Brad C Hubele on Mon, the 28th of February, 2005, 3:43 pm

there was a wee boy who owend a hot dog stall at the bottom of
the twin towers and then he seen a jumbo flying into the 1 st twin...

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