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Rookie Officer

Submitted by Katie P Kromwell on Thu, 2005-08-18 12:17.

A rookie officer pulled over a guy who was speeding.
officer:May I see your license?

Man:It is not valid.It has been revoked 5 times.

officer:Well then can I please see the re

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The Last One's Law Of

Submitted by Darnitol on Thu, 2005-08-18 04:16.

The Last One's Law Of Program Generators: A program generator creates programs that are more "buggy" than the program generator.

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Work hard and save your

Submitted by Jena M Graham on Thu, 2005-08-18 01:36.

Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.

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Dalmations

Submitted by James P Bond on Mon, 2005-08-15 14:47.

So have you heard about the new movie 64 dalmations?

It was going to be 102 but Al Gore wanted a recount!

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If ignorance is bliss, why

Submitted by Kricket1418 on Sat, 2005-08-13 22:41.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?

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If you file it, you'll

Submitted by IOVANA on Fri, 2005-08-12 17:16.

If you file it, you'll know where it is but never need it. If you don't file it, you'll need it but never know where it is.

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Build something foolproof and every

Submitted by Nancy P Lynam on Fri, 2005-08-12 03:54.

Build something foolproof and every fool will use it.

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Experiment and theory often show

Submitted by Whit on Mon, 2005-08-08 19:42.

Experiment and theory often show remarkable agreement when performed in the same laboratory.

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It is a poor workman

Submitted by sam bobi on Sun, 2005-08-07 22:19.

It is a poor workman who blames his tools.

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This space for rent.

Submitted by Tina B on Sat, 2005-08-06 16:55.

This space for rent.

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