One day Gateway conducted a call out meeting for the best computer geeks around. The employers went to a deli, a vegan restaurant, and an Indian restaurant scouting for people using computers. They found a handful of adept people in each place and brought them to Gateway headquarters.

There are two farmers in a small village.They have been togeather since childhood.They say they
are very close friends.They are both married but only one of them has children.The other one is suffer

Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned
bunny and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from
birth. One day, the bunny was ho

Q: Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
A: He was looking for loopholes!

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true", the woman
wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest
of my life?"

"Ye

A rookie officer pulled over a guy who was speeding.
officer:May I see your license?

Man:It is not valid.It has been revoked 5 times.

officer:Well then can I please see the re

An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes w

Chemist's fast prayer:Dear Lord, if I mix sodiumwith concentrated HNO3,and add to it Plutonium,would you take care on me?

The Last One's Law Of Program Generators: A program generator creates programs that are more "buggy" than the program generator.

I can only please one person per day. today is not your day. tomorrow is not
looking good either.

i love deadlines. i especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go