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Your Web Server Is So Slow...

Submitted by Amanda L Trella on Mon, the 21st of May, 2001, 4:46 pm

Your web server is so slow that you could eat a 7 - course meal when it
downloaded a 2 0 K GIF file.

( category: business & work -> computers )

Christmas video

Submitted by Farzad F Rad on Wed, the 14th of August, 2002, 3:41 am

My friend at school made a video:

His mom walked into his room with some wrapping paper and
covered his computer, which was still on, with it. She screamed...

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Blond and a computer!

Submitted by Anthony M Ochoa on Fri, the 3rd of January, 2003, 3:12 am

How can u tell if a blond's been on your computer? There's Tipex
on the screen! How can u tell if she's come back after? There's
writing over the tipex.

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Jack And Jill

Submitted by Les B Friends on Mon, the 15th of September, 2003, 8:49 am

Jack and Jill have been married for many years they have gone up
and tumbled down that very hill for many years too. One day Jill
started to go up the hill by herself and while Jack was going up
she would tumble down by herself. Jack got really frustrated and
decided to confront Jill about something he had discovered, he
said,

Jill I know you have been cheating on me with Fill, thats...

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Very Funny

Submitted by Anna F Greble on Sun, the 17th of September, 2000, 7:20 am

When the poop went to the store and I ate all my cow-pie I
found myself I world made of gold that smelled like scatt...

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Bill Gates joke 3

Submitted by lyricky sandalls on Wed, the 5th of May, 2004, 1:26 am

Why did Bill Gates kill his sheep?

Because he wanted to upgrade his R. A. M!

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Abraham's PC

Submitted by Guylaine Castro on Wed, the 6th of December, 2000, 1:49 pm

One day Abraham and his son, Isaac, were playing computer games.
Abraham noticed that the games were out-dated and said, " Isaac,
go to RadioShack and buy the new Gamers Package 2 0 0 2. Isaac
responded,...

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486

Submitted by Krazy Kin Kid on Sat, the 31st of March, 2001, 9:43 pm

4 8 6: IQ needed to read the manuals!

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My Grandmother's CD-ROM Drive

Submitted by Mike Carlino on Wed, the 3rd of October, 2001, 2:11 pm

My grandmother just got a new computer, but she has no clue how to use it.
One night she called my father with a computer problem. " I bought a CD
today, but it won't fit in the...

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Top 5 Reasons Mulder & Scully Don't Pirate Softwar

Submitted by SuperStar on Sat, the 7th of April, 2001, 7:28 pm

1. Software piracy frowned upon even at the highest levels.

2. " Cloning " software is not something Cancer Man had in mind.

3. Pirated software likely to contain virus that will mutate your computer....

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