Submitted by Sonya Kennett on Wed, the 7th of May, 2003, 7:41 pm
Did you know that mayonnaise is one ingredient away from being
What is the ingredient, you may ask?
Pois Read more
Submitted by Dolly on Sat, the 20th of September, 2003, 2:29 pm
Scot nothing to do with you!
Submitted by LEXIELUVSU on Sun, the 16th of November, 2003, 12:52 am
One day there was a cat wtaching the fish watching a fly above
the water and the fish was thinking if that fly drops 6 inches I
can jump up and eat it. The cat was thinkng if the fly drops Read more
Submitted by Jessika on Fri, the 17th of December, 2004, 7:22 pm
A doctor was delivering a baby and when the baby comes out he
drops it on the ground. The mother says what in the hell are you
doing? He then picks up the baby and throws it againts the wa Read more
Submitted by Squirt on Thu, the 26th of December, 2002, 10:45 am
one day, a man wanted to apply for being a shopkeeper in a
grocery store. So he then walked in to the shop and said," umm,
i want to be a shopkeeper." Then the manager said,"u any good?"Read more
Submitted by Raeann on Fri, the 12th of July, 2002, 7:04 am
Q:What do you call someone standing on top of a toilet?
A:High on Pot
Submitted by Elliott B Sacks on Sun, the 10th of July, 2005, 12:36 am
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says "Mr.Pirate did
you know that you have a steering wheel hanging from your
zipper?" Then the pirate says "Yeah..........It's driving me Read more
Submitted by cody AKAboomhower on Fri, the 31st of December, 2004, 2:52 pm
You're so flat that the walls are jealous!!!!!!
Submitted by Michelle Wy on Sat, the 1st of November, 2003, 2:38 am
A man went into a fish shop and said
"Can I have some cod please?"
The shop owner replied,
"We dont have any cod"
So the man said ok then asked,
"Can I have some cod?"Read more
Submitted by Cathy Rono on Thu, the 26th of June, 2003, 3:58 am
Find a cure for AID's, tell no one.
Build a giant eraser by scraping pencil erasers into a shoe box.
count all of the hairs on your body.
calcutate the amount of Read more