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Poison

Submitted by Sonya Kennett on Wed, the 7th of May, 2003, 7:41 pm

Did you know that mayonnaise is one ingredient away from being
poison?


What is the ingredient, you may ask?...

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Mind your own business!

Submitted by Dolly on Sat, the 20th of September, 2003, 2:29 pm

Knock-knock
Who's There?
Scot
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!

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doctor

Submitted by Jessika on Fri, the 17th of December, 2004, 7:22 pm

A doctor was delivering a baby and when the baby comes out he
drops it on the ground. The mother says what in the hell are you
doing? He then picks up the baby and throws it againts the wall.
He runs acrost the room and picks it up...

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Shop Keeper!

Submitted by Squirt on Thu, the 26th of December, 2002, 10:45 am

one day, a man wanted to apply for being a shopkeeper in a
grocery store. So he then walked in to the shop and said, umm,
i want to be a shopkeeper. Then the manager said, u any good?
there was silence for a moment so then the manager takes the man
and shows him around and sez, O. K., we will start with a simple
question of a fine product of ours , OK? and the man said OK.
So, the man pretended as a customer and asked, how much for
this pencil? the man said, i dunno? the manager got fustrated
and said, no u idiot! you are supposed to say 2 5 cents! ok? he
said, yah ". So he repeated the same thing and the manager was
pleased. Then he asked, how good is it? the...

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Man on toilet

Submitted by Raeann on Fri, the 12th of July, 2002, 7:04 am

Q : What do you call someone standing on top of a toilet?
A : High on Pot

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A Pirate

Submitted by Elliott B Sacks on Sun, the 10th of July, 2005, 12:36 am

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says " Mr. Pirate did
you know that you...

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Flatty

Submitted by cody AKAboomhower on Fri, the 31st of December, 2004, 2:52 pm

You're so flat that the walls are jealous!!!!!!

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No Cod

Submitted by Michelle Wy on Sat, the 1st of November, 2003, 2:38 am

A man went into a fish shop and said
" Can I have some cod please?
The shop owner replied,
" We dont have any cod "
So the man said ok then asked,
" Can I have some cod?
The chippy owner told him again that there was no cod. So the...

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Things To Do to kill time

Submitted by Cathy Rono on Thu, the 26th of June, 2003, 3:58 am

Find a cure for AID's, tell no one.

Build a giant eraser by scraping pencil erasers into a shoe box.

count all of the hairs on your body.

calcutate the amount of inches from where you are to the moon,
once finished, do the same for every planet in the solar system.

construct the statue of liberty, with...

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Stepping on Ducks

Submitted by gabriel on Fri, the 4th of October, 2002, 8:08 pm

One day, a woman died and went to heaven. An angel met her at
the gateway to heaven and said " Welcome to heaven. Everything
here is perfect. You may do whatever you want. The only
exception is, there are ducks walking around everywhere. You may
not step on any of them, or you will be punished. After a year,
if you have not stepped on any ducks, you will be rewarded. The
woman agreed so the angel took her into heaven. She discovered a
chain linked to her wrist, though she had no idea why, but then
she realized that everyone else did, too. After awhile, the
woman began to watch other people and see what happened. She saw
a really pretty woman step on a duck because it had gotten...

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