yo mommas armpits so harry it looks like she goy godzilla in a headlock

One day Gateway conducted a call out meeting for the best computer geeks around. The employers went to a deli, a vegan restaurant, and an Indian restaurant scouting for people using computers. They found a handful of adept people in each place and brought them to Gateway headquarters.

There are older sisters and younger brothers so the womb will be pretty posh for the guy to live in.

Yo mama's like a broke-as* pirate 'cuz she's got no booty and she's looking for her ex.

Yo mama's like a broke-as* pirate 'cuz she's got no booty and she's looking for her ex.

Yo mama's so fat when she ate a salad the world's rainforests went extinct.

Yo mama's so stupid she rents a car so she can go to the dealership to steal a car.

Knock Knock , who`s there , my ass ,who`s ass , your ass

There are two farmers in a small village.They have been togeather since childhood.They say they
are very close friends.They are both married but only one of them has children.The other one is suffer

Why do men pay more for car insurance than women? Because women don't get blow jobs!